CRAP On a Stick!

Just realized that I'm starting this non-drinking thing on the year where I'm turning 30 as well as a vast majority of my friends are as well.
Add to that that I'm supposed to be someone's Best Man this year and I got another level of debauchery for the bachelor party to plan without me getting plastered.

Sigh.

This is going to be a long hard year. Don't you agree, Starbuck?


Well, you're no help.